63. Guitar case:Don’t let the rain get on your guitar. Cover it with a TFPTTOB.
64. Seat cover:If your picnic table seat is wet or dirty, take a seat cover from the nearby TFPTTOB dispenser. Do not confuse the seat cover with a place mat. You don’t want to sit in the peanut butter, do you?
65. Child?s rain jacket:Tear open the center bottom of a TFPTTOB, being careful not to tear all the way to the edges. Tear a 4" hole near the bottom of each side seam. Pull the bag over the child’s head, with the child’s arms sticking out the side holes and his head through the bottom. Do not allow the child to inhale with the bag over his face.
66. Sack races:For entertainment, hold sack races for the kids, using TFPTTOBs for the sacks.
67. 3-legged races:When the kids are tired of sack races, hold 3-legged races for the adults, using twisted TFPTTOBs for the leg ties.

Hiking and Biking Uses 1-5, 6-10, 11-15, 16-20, 21-25, 26-30, 31   Camping Uses 32-36, 37-41, 42-46, 47-51, 52-54   Picnicking Uses 55-59, 60-64, 65-69, 70-74   Entertainment Uses 75-79, 80-84, 85-88   Natural History and Interpretive 89-93, 94-98, 99-100   And Finally, but not least 101

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